Pick tiny verbs, trigger big consequences. A Hundred Bad Ideas is a fast, funny, Reventure-inspired micro-adventure where you explore a compact map, hoard silly items (yes, CHICKEN), and unlock dozens of endings. Each run lasts a minute or two: try a dumb idea, laugh at the outcome, keep the meta-unlocks, and dive back in smarter (or not).

• Play like Reventure: GO / TAKE / USE / TALK / THROW / LOOK.

• Many endings (60+): quick gags, medium routes, and some weird ones.

• Persistent progress: shortcuts and hints carry across resets.

• Immersive narration: the world reacts with warmth, wit, and occasional poultry.

Type START to spawn in the village square. I’ll render the scene, track Time, Heat, and your Inventory, and resolve your choices instantly. Fail forward. Collect endings. Become a legend primarily by accident.