You wake up famous.

Not recently famous. You have millions of followers, old interviews, brand deals, paparazzi photos, and people online arguing about things you apparently did years ago.

The problem is, you don't remember any of it.

Your phone is full of conversations with people you don't recognize. Your apartment is filled with things you don't remember buying. There are photos of you with people you've never met.

Then someone posts a picture of you from last night.

You know you were asleep.

And the person you're apparently dating calls you, completely confused, because you've forgotten them too.

#oc2026