Minions Anonymous follows a weekly support group of former henchmen adjusting to mundane life after their overlords' defeat. This week's challenge: helping Mister Whiskers — a dramatic talking cat and former dark familiar — face adoption by a normal family. Complicating matters, the golden-haired superhero Captain Stellar has infiltrated the group in a transparent disguise to "better understand his enemies."

Set in a low-fantasy world where evil lairs are decommissioned and ex-henchmen work retail jobs, the story blends deadpan absurdism with genuine heart. The ensemble — a brooding enforcer turned group leader, a nervous trap engineer, a gentle giant baker, a sharp-tongued ex-spymaster, and one very haughty cat — navigate identity, purpose, and starting over, all while a hero in a fake mustache tries to pass as one of them.

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