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“Gary's Lament” — Channel 7,402,981
A man in a beige cardigan stands in a kitchen, holding a spatula. The lighting is too bright. A studio audience laughs before he speaks.
GARY: Margaret, I've told you a thousand times — the geese know what they did.
MARGARET: (entering with a watering can full of marbles) Gary, the geese are a metaphor. We agreed on that at brunch.
GARY: (to camera, breaking the fourth wall immediately) Folks, I haven't been to brunch since the Incident. You know the one.
MARGARET: He means the wedding. Or the funeral. We've stopped distinguishing.
GARY: (suddenly weeping) I just wanted the eggs to be soft, Margaret. Soft like Mother used to make. Soft like the day before the geese.
The audience erupts in applause. A laugh track plays for an uncomfortable seventeen seconds.