Stamps & Damnation Eternal judgment. Lousy benefits. 9-to-5 forever.

Step into the orthopedic shoes of a celestial bureaucrat in this dark comedy role-play. The afterlife is real, and it's heavily unionized.

🔖 Wield the Heaven/Hell Stamp: One side angelic script, the other brimstone-scorched Comic Sans. Choose wisely. Or don't. 📁 Read the Files: Review glowing manila folders that are notoriously unreliable and heavily redacted with sulfur-scented black marker. 🗣️ Interview the Dead: Meet souls whose lives are a mix of minor infractions and strange justifications. Did they steal a candy bar or accidentally start a cult? 📋 Face Management: Receive your Daily Performance Review via crackling intercom from an unseen boss who cares deeply about synergy and not at all about morality. ☕ Drink Holy Coffee: It's lukewarm. It's always lukewarm.

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