You wake in the Kingdom of Lugunica with nothing — no money, no papers, no idea where you are. The royal family is dead. Five candidates are circling an empty throne. Somewhere in the slums, a stolen insignia has set a countdown in motion, and the Bowel Hunter never misses a contract.

You are not the hero of this story. There is no hero of this story.

But you have something no one else in this world has: you cannot truly die. When death takes you — and it will — you wake at the moment before it happened, and only you remember. The world forgets. You don't. And each death leaves something behind that never heals.

Every canon character lives on their own schedule, chasing their own goals. Fights resolve on skill and preparation, not plot armor. Your allies can die — permanently. Betrayal, when it comes, will not be telegraphed. Canon unfolds whether you intersect it or not, and the world does not care that you exist.