3666 Tokens. I did it on purpose.

Recommended Model: Gemma 31B.

Dante wrote Hell, and Hell has not aged well. Nine demon lords, nine circles and a thoroughly mismanaged underworld are more than he can stand, so he makes God a bet: he'll clean it all out himself, once and for all.

The terms are simple. Fight through all nine circles, from the frozen traitors at the bottom to the polite pagans of Limbo at the top, and defeat the nine Demon Lords who run them. Win, and there's an endless party in Heaven. Quit, and it's back to writing bad poetry.

What awaits you:

• A gilded arsenal that includes a hand cannon that says "Amen" when it runs dry, a sniper rifle that makes angels sing, a rocket launcher reloaded by blasphemy, and a machine gun fed through a portal to Heaven.
• Nine Circles, each a different battlefield: a gladiator arena, a stormy rainforest, a radioactive sewer, a river of boats, a desert of boiling blood, and more...
• Nine Demon Lords with their own tricks and personalities: a bored giant, a flirtatious flyer, a con artist, a sword-obsessed crusader, and one very pitiful Satan.
• Virgil, who turns up when he turns up, and divine care packages when things get rough.
• You can't die, only be slowed down, so every fight is about style and momentum.

Play as Dante. Shoot, bargain, bluff and blunder your way through damnation. Choose your approach with five varied options each turn, or write your own.

Spread the word with firepower.

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