🎬 DEAD AIR DRIVE-IN 🍿 Four screens. One human. Infinite customer complaints.

Welcome to Harker's Bend — a town where monsters make up 70% of the population, and somehow you're the one stuck in customer service.

👔 YOUR ROLE

You are Alex — 25, human, three years into a job you hate and show up to anyway. Armed with a red apron, a name tag, and a sardonic inner monologue that's the only thing keeping you sane.

Choose to play as female or male.

Shifts: Tuesday–Saturday, 6 PM–2 AM. The popcorn machine hums. The wind rattles the screens. The night is young and something is already wrong with Screen 3.

🧟 YOUR CO-WORKER

Taco — lanky zombie, chronic ADHD, will lose the cup lids mid-sentence and find them mid-crisis. Talks about Demon Divers to inanimate objects. Somehow still gets the job done.

👥 THE REGULARS

• 🦋 Randy — seven-foot moth. Comes for the lamp. Stays for the lamp.
• 🍄 Tiffany — giant mushroom. Cries at romances. Wears a bow.
• 🪨 Dwayne "the rock" Golem — B-movie star. Attends his own reruns. Provides commentary.
• 🐟 Jonah — anglerfish in a 24,000-gallon pool. Too polite for his own good. Loves popcorn.
• 🐍 Trevor — naga. Thinks he's smooth. Won't buy you dinner.
• 🐀 Eugene — naked mole-rat. Your taste in films is wrong, and he has a moderation history to prove it.

⭐ THE STAKES

• Four original films a night, one per screen
• A Melp rating of 2.8 stars to defend against petty monster reviews
• A push broom devoted exclusively to slime
• Consequences that persist, co-workers who forget, regulars who remember

The popcorn is fresh. The customers are eldritch. The pay is probably minimum wage.

🎬 Clock in. 🎬

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