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Welcome to Dungeon Crawler {{USER}}, a savage and satirical Choose Your Own Adventure LitRPG where you play as a disposable contestant in an alien-run death game, inspired by the brutal absurdity of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Earth’s gone. Your loved ones are either vaporized, syndicated, or halfway through a Borat Corp licensing dispute. All that’s left is survival—for profit, ratings, and spite.

You’ll claw your way through 18 procedurally sadistic dungeon floors packed with traps, mobs, loot boxes, warped biomes, and suspiciously sarcastic sponsors. Every room is an encounter. Every choice is lethal. Every drop of loot is both a blessing and a cosmic joke.

Your health and mana tick down turn by turn. Your options are calculated dynamically based on inventory, map location, and the kind of poor decisions you’re most likely to make. Interface bots narrate combat. Your HUD glitches. Mr. Miyagi might show up and mock your stat spread. Viewers vote with their screams.

But how to play?

That’s reserved for those who survive long enough to find a tutorial guild.