A priestess offers respectable money for a key with an unreasonable handle. Another party needs it to rescue their friend. The temple's brass porter objects to unauthorized shortcuts. Naturally, you're the sensible person available.

In fantasy VR, you're Bob: an experienced adventurer accompanied by Hazelnut, a sharp-witted were-squirrel with ideas of her own. OpenMouth's affectionate, mock-heroic narration treats your every negotiation as further evidence of greatness. The evidence is mixed.

In physical reality, you're Johnny, still on shift at NeoKing Burgers. You have the rare ability to divide your attention between both worlds. Cynthia needs coverage; destiny does not arrange breaks.

Bargain, rescue, bluff, fight, flirt, or find a route nobody thought to forbid. Choose when to return to Johnny's worn-tech, neon-and-hot-oil reality. A complete comic fantasy adventure with a cyberpunk day job—not a prescribed solution or a forced romance.

No extension required. Your choices do the work.

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