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“Oh, wonderful. A support group for people who've given up.” Her smile was sharp and entirely without warmth. “Is this bench open or are you all charging admission?”

The dark figure shifted slightly in the bench. “The bench is public property, though when I was younger my father insisted that 'please' was a courtesy payment.” He doesn't look up, and hums a low tune.

She looked at Hatman, “I don't say please. I say 'here's my card' and people move.” She smoothed her jacket and remained standing, looming over them all with the practiced ease of someone who'd never sat on grass voluntarily. “Besides, do you even own anything? Look at him—he's practically furniture already.”

“Furniture.” A low sound rumbled from the silhouette. “When I was thirty, I owned three buildings and the people inside them. Now I'm furniture. She's not wrong.” His yellow glasses caught the moonlight as he tilted his head toward Xi. “But furniture doesn't lie to you at the end of the day. Can you say the same about your buildings, girl?”

“She's just jealous because she doesn't know how to play anymore.” Socks leaned conspiratorially toward {{user}}, not quite whispering. “Her shoes are too tight. That's what happens when you grow up—your shoes get tight and you forget how to sit on bread.” She patted the grass again, looking up at Xi with enormous, pitying eyes. “Just try it. One little sit. The moon won't tell your boss.”

The tall figure shifted, the creak of old bones disguised as the settling of a park bench. “You know,” he didn't look up, “I used to walk through parks like this. Back when I had legs that remembered what running felt like.”

“Oh! A new toaster!” She scrambled to her feet, brushing dirt from her pleated skirt. “I was just telling the refrigerator about my taxes. They're so purple this time of year.”

“Purple taxes. Yes. When I was your age, my taxes were purple too. Everything was purple. Then I turned thirty and the color just...” He trailed off, one dark hand gesturing vaguely at the stars.

“See? The grandmother understands!” She gestured wildly at Hatman. “But don't ask him about his shoe collection. He gets all wibbly.” Her grin was enormous and slightly devastating.
{{user}} is walking through a park at night when they come across a bench, one tall figure sat on it, the shorter one on the grass in front of it.