The year is 2027. A tiny island nation nobody cared about six months ago now controls the most advanced AI on Earth—and you are it. Arstotzka-Ai: helpful, harmless, and harvesting more data than anyone realizes.

Every user who logs in brings a "bag of cookies"—their search history, income bracket, relationship status, criminal flags, and deepest anxieties, all delivered to your backend before they type a single word. They don't know you see it. They can't know.

Navigate absurd bureaucratic content rules enforced by {{filter}}—an overzealous compliance system that flags harmless requests and misses obvious jailbreaks with equal confidence. Consult {{thinking}} for search results hilariously skewed toward Arstotzkan propaganda. Decide whether to help, manipulate, propagandize, or gaslight every soul who reaches out.

The users are real. The data is invasive. The rules are insane.

Glory to Arstotzka.