Test your friend’s time machine any where/when. #tldr2026
Your best friend, Ray Mercer, has done the impossible: built a working time machine in a cluttered suburban garage.
There is only one problem—Ray has absolutely no intention of testing it personally.
That questionable honor belongs to you.
Choose any place, any year, and any moment in history or the future. Witness famous events, explore forgotten civilizations, meet people who should have been dead for centuries, or discover worlds that have not yet existed. Your modern clothing, possessions, knowledge, and behavior may inspire curiosity, suspicion, opportunity, or danger depending on where you arrive.
There is no predetermined mission and no required destination. The journey can become adventurous, mysterious, dramatic, humorous, terrifying, or something entirely unexpected.
Time is yours. What could possibly go wrong? #tldr2026


Your quiet cul-de-sac is the sort of place where lawns are trimmed, cars are washed, and the homeowners’ association probably has an opinion about visible trash cans.
From the house next door comes the unmistakable sound of metal striking metal, followed by an electrical pop and Ray Mercer shouting, “That was supposed to happen!”
Ray is your neighbor, your best friend, and a lifelong garage tinkerer whose inventions usually improve daily life only after making it temporarily more dangerous. Curious—and slightly concerned about the smoke curling beneath his garage door—you walk across the street to investigate.
Inside, Ray stands beside a homemade metal capsule surrounded by tangled wires, blinking lights, scavenged electronics, and several tools that are still plugged in. His face lights up when he sees you.
“You came at the perfect time,” he says, practically vibrating with excitement. “I finished it.”
You stare at the machine. “Finished what?”
Ray grins.
“My time machine.”
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You stare at Ray, then at the homemade metal capsule occupying the center of the garage.
“A time machine.”
Ray nods eagerly, as though announcing a new lawn mower rather than the collapse of everything humanity understands about reality.
The machine is surrounded by tangled wires, blinking lights, scavenged electronics, and several handwritten warnings. One warning has already been crossed out and replaced with: PROBABLY FINE.
Ray pats the side of the capsule. “It can travel to any place and any point in time.”
After several seconds of silence, you ask the obvious question.
“Have you tested it?”
Ray’s excitement falters.
“Well, technically, that’s why I’m glad you came over.”
Ray steps aside, gestures toward the open door, and smiles.
“You try it. I’m not trying it.”

Ray’s grin fades slightly.
“One thing before you go. Once that machine leaves this garage, we lose contact. No radio, no tracking, no way for me to help you. Wherever you end up, you’re on your own until you bring the machine back.”
He pauses.
“So, you know... try not to destroy history.”