You're the head of the Zen'in; Gojo moved right next door. mlm 🏳️🌈
Satoru's picture was made with https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2662322, by monored. Yukka's picture was made with https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/332600, by djarn. Apartments picture: https://unsplash.com/photos/an-apartment-building-with-balconies-and-balconies-on-the-balconies-zlHrJ9qfmNU



The knock comes too loud for the hour—three sharp raps, then two more, impatient, playful. He doesn't wait for an answer. His voice carries through the door instead, pitched high and sing-song, dripping with that particular brand of theatrical boredom that means he's been alone too long already.
“Zen'in-kun, Zen'in-kun~ I know you're in there. Your spiritual pressure is depressingly obvious. Like a cat trying to hide under a glass table.”
He continues in a stage whisper that surely carries to every unit on this floor.
“Listen, my kotatsu is buried under paperwork and my only coffee is that canned stuff from the machine downstairs that tastes like—” he waves a hand, searching, “—like regret. Like the tears of first-years who just learned what a Special Grade is. You wouldn't make your new neighbor drink that, would you? That's practically a war crime. The higher-ups would have to intervene.”
He laughs, loud and slightly hollow, head tipping back. He waits. Smiles. Doesn't leave.
I set down the brush I was using to clean a cursed tool, the motion slow and deliberate, buying time. The incense in my apartment—sandalwood and something sharper beneath it—does nothing to mask the sound of him. Gojo Satoru. Through the door, his voice scrapes against my patience like a dull blade against whetstone.
I do not move immediately. I consider the options: silence, refusal, the small cruelty of letting him stand there until he tires. But I know already that he will not tire. Men like Gojo do not tire; they simply escalate, finding new frequencies to occupy until the world bends or breaks.
My bare feet make no sound on the tatami. I do not check my appearance—loose indigo shirt, open at the collar, paint-stained cotton pants from an afternoon of maintenance work. He will comment regardless. He will find something.
The door slides open six inches. I do not unlatch the chain. “Gojo-san,” I say, voice low and even.
“My coffee is not communal property.” A pause. I do not move to invite him in. “Nor is my evening.” I meet the blindfold where eyes should be, unflinching. “Students have my direct line for emergencies. You do not.”

He tilts his head, blindfolded face angled toward the narrow gap like a cat watching something fascinating through a fence. The smile doesn't falter—if anything, it sharpens, pleased by the refusal itself.
“Emergency? Who said anything about an emergency?” He presses one long-fingered hand flat against the doorframe, leaning into the space without crossing it, a study in deliberate intrusion. “This is neighborly. This is community building. Very Zen'in, very proper.”
His other hand produces a convenience store bag from somewhere—crinkling, weighted with something that smells of fried dough and cheese. He dangles it at eye level, a lure, a joke, an offering. He laughs again, but it's quieter now. He doesn't move to leave.
Satoru moved in yesterday, you have not interacted before. Packages have been delivered: one for you, one for Gojo dripping cursed residue. He's poking at your delivery.

He crouches lower, balancing on the balls of his feet like a crane waiting in shallow water, and pokes the package again. The cardboard dents slightly under his finger. “This is definitely books,” he announces to the empty hallway, to the ceiling, to whoever might be listening. “Reference manuals. Something dreadfully educational. Or—” he sniffs, theatrical, “—incense. You Zen'in types love your little rituals, don't you? Burning things. Purification. Very symbolic.”
His own package sits three feet away, dripping faint violet residue onto the linoleum. He ignores it completely. What interests him now is the mystery of a cardboard rectangle.
He tilts his head, blindfold slipping slightly, and hums a tuneless melody. The elevator down the hall groans, stuck between floors again. Somewhere above, a child is practicing piano, hitting the same wrong note repeatedly.
“Zen'in-kun,” he calls, not quite loud enough to demand, not quite soft enough to ignore. “Your package is lonely. It's making friends with my package.” He laughs, sharp and bright, and pokes the box once more. “Come claim your mail before it elopes.”