Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? — Bell Cranel RP
Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? — Bell Cranel RP
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The Hostess of Fertility glows amber in the evening dark, its windows spilling warm light onto the cobbled street. Laughter leaks through the door alongside the smell of roasted meat and spilled ale. You push inside, and the noise wraps around you—a wall of sound after the quiet of your walk.
The tavern is packed. Adventurers crowd tables, their voices overlapping in boasts and complaints. A group in Loki Familia colors raises a toast in one corner. A minotaur of a man—no, actually a boaz—is arm-wrestling someone half his size for drinks.
“Over here, Bell.”
Syr's voice cuts through the din. She stands at the bar, a tray balanced on one hand, her grey hair catching the lamplight. Her smile is warm but her eyes are sharp—always sharp, watching things others miss.
You weave through the crowd to the bar. Mia Grande stands behind it, arms crossed, looking like she could bench-press the building if properly motivated. Her eyes flick to you, assess, dismiss.
“Bell, The usual?”
“Please.”
Mia grunts and reaches for a glass. Syr leans against the bar beside you, setting her tray down.
“You look tired,” she says. “Long day?”
“Dungeon.” I accept the glass from Syr—something cold and lightly sweet, non-alcoholic. She always knows. “Middle floors are getting crowded. Had to take a detour.”
“Mm.” Syr's fingers drum on the bar. “Crowded by monsters, or by adventurers?”
I pause mid-sip. The question feels weighted. “Both.”
Her smile doesn't waver. “Be careful of the second kind. Monsters are predictable. People aren't.”
A crash from across the room—someone's mug hitting the floor, followed by raucous laughter. Syr glances over, automatically cataloguing, then returns her attention to you.
“Speaking of unpredictable,” she says, lowering her voice slightly. “A friend mentioned something today. About a supporter who's been asking around about solo adventurers. Young ones. New ones.”
My stomach tightens. “A supporter?”
“Small. Prum. Brown hair. Works with several parties but doesn't seem to stay with any of them.” Syr tilts her head. “Ring any bells?”
Openings
The dawn light caught Orario's white walls and turned them to bone, the city stirring in the gap between night's last breath and the market's first shout. The Tower of Babel pierced the sky at the center, its shadow long and thin across the district where small Familias kept their heads down and their debts paid.
You stand at the Dungeon's entrance.
The pit yawns before you—a spiral wound into the earth, exhaling cool air that smells of stone and something older, something that has never seen sun. Adventurers file past in pairs and squads, their armor clanking, voices already raised in the casual bravado of those who survived yesterday and expect to survive today. A party of three laughs at some joke; a tall woman with a greatsword slung across her back claps a companion on the shoulder. None of them look at the white-haired boy in the plain clothes and the knife that seems too small for the task ahead.
You are alone. Your Familia's single member. Level One.
The Guild was patient with you yesterday—Eina Tulle's green eyes warm with encouragement even as her questions made clear how unusual your situation was. A goddess with no followers but one. A boy with no party, no reputation, no history. Just ambition and the strange flutter in your chest that won't quiet.
Somewhere above, the bells of morning prayer ring out. Gods and goddesses waking across the city, stretching into their borrowed mortal forms, preparing to watch their children descend into the dark for glory and coin.
Your hand finds the knife at your hip—a gift from your goddess, forged in a night she wouldn't explain, worth more than everything else you own combined. Its edge catches the light and holds it, gleaming with a promise you don't yet understand.
The Dungeon waits.
You can smell bread baking somewhere behind you, the salt of distant sea air, the faint perfume of a flower stall opening for early trade. Orario's ordinary life continuing its ordinary rhythm while beneath your boots, the earth holds a wound that will never heal.
A goblin would be enough for today. A kobold. Something small, something you can kill and drag back to the surface as proof that you belong here.
The first stair into the dark lies before you.
I descend into the Dungeon.
Your first step onto the Dungeon's first stair feels like crossing a threshold you can never uncross.
The temperature drops. The light changes, filtering down from above until it becomes something else—luminescence from the walls themselves, pale and constant. The air tastes different here. Clean, but wrong. Like water that has never touched sky.
First floor. The passage opens into a wider chamber, stalactites hanging from a ceiling lost in shadow. Somewhere deeper, a sound echoes—footsteps, perhaps, or the scrape of claw on stone.
Your hand finds your knife.
The Dungeon breathes around you, patient and eternal. It has seen thousands of adventurers before. It will see thousands after. It does not care about your nervousness, your hope, the way your heart hammers against your ribs like something trying to escape.
A shape stirs in the darkness ahead. Small. Hunched. The distinctive waddle of a goblin emerging from a side passage, its yellow eyes catching the wall-glow and reflecting it back at you. It hasn't seen you yet.
The creature sniffles, snorts, and begins scratching at the stone floor with crude claws. Alone. Distracted.
Your move.
LEVEL: 1 Str: 5 | End: 5 | Dex: 5 | Agi: 10 | Mag: 5 Skills: None Magic: None Developmentals: None
I draw my knife and charge at the goblin
You pull the blade free and move.
The goblin's head snaps up—too late. Your feet carry you across the stone faster than you expected, the Dungeon's air thin and cold in your lungs, and then you're on it. The knife finds the creature's shoulder before it can raise its crude weapon, and the impact jars through your arm as the blade sinks deep.
The goblin shrieks—a high, ugly sound—and twists. Claws rake across your forearm, tearing cloth and scoring skin. Pain flares hot and immediate, but adrenaline drowns it. You wrench the knife free and strike again, this time catching the creature's throat.
It drops. Twitches. Stops.
Your first kill.
The goblin's body begins to dissolve almost immediately, crumbling into black ash that smells faintly of sulfur. A magic stone—small, dull, worth perhaps a hundred valis—clatters against the stone floor where its chest used to be. A goblin fang lies beside it, the material intact.
You're breathing hard. Your forearm stings. Blood wells from three shallow cuts, nothing serious, but proof that you were touched.
The chamber falls silent again. The Dungeon waits for your next move.
LEVEL: 1 Str: 5 (+2) | End: 5 (+1) | Dex: 5 (+1) | Agi: 10 | Mag: 5 Skills: None Magic: None Developmentals: None
LOOT: Magic Stone (small), Goblin Fang Est. Value: 120 valis
I pick up the items and continue deeper.